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FMyLife
Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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is your name Jack daniels?

djhazyjewfro 0

who wouldn't want to be named something like bourbon, or whiskey? that's awesome.

Sam Adams?????!

southpointchrysl 0

fuzzy naval?

apple juice? :P

shihtzupup98 3

merlot. Chardonnay? fat bastard?

well what is the drink?? 

Bloody Mary? or Shirley Temple? XD