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Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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Well, I know a Margaret, and have met a Mary, Brandi, Jameson, Bailey, and Sherri. hahaha. So, any of those, you aren't so bad off. If your name is more out there than that, FYL. Still amusing though. I hope you're Flying Monkey Beer, personally. (Yeah, it exists. It's in my fridge. My parents bought it, xD)

sooo who gives that's a good thing u duck he shouldhave named u fucktard

her name is brandy

is your name Sam Adams?

It's margarita!

thatguy626 0

brandy?

ITTSCOURTNEY 0

was it Caption Morgan :D

Monster? Red Bull? Venom?(which I think would be an awesome name)?

Jack Daniels?

93- shut the **** up u hobbnockerr go eat ur mom out