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FMyLife
Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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Is it jose cuervo

thisguy44 0

ftw

Nice to meet you, Jack.

pepsi? mountain dew?

Haha so many possible names here... sucks to be you OP unless it's subtle

jus10andru 0

let me guess evan williams?

so are you brandy or sherry? those are all the booze and person name i can think of. unless he named you vodka.

Whats ur name

tom Collins?

you_guys_r_fails 0

oh oh I know it's heinekin right. or is it blue moon.