Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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f_alltheirlives 3
Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...
Expertfail 0
Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.
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this_one 2
Samuel Adams?
AJ7777777 0
Margarita?
StarryNightSkysx 0
not that bad?
TuxRug 0
Appletini?
buggybeauty 0
lol!!
adelaide101 0
wow. let's all be jerks and accuse him of being a big mouth jerk. he didn't know so just get over it. we all make mistakes. want is to make fun of you fir all of yours?!
trentthrowdown 0
is it a margerita so that would make you nam magerite
ke59100 1
Milo?
hwkfan1 10
bloody. MARY
JackDark 0
#121. Technically, we have the best teeth in the world.
RedPillSucks 33
Hieni Ken Daniels.