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FMyLife
Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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Samuel Adams?

Margarita?

StarryNightSkysx 0

not that bad?

adelaide101 0

wow. let's all be jerks and accuse him of being a big mouth jerk. he didn't know so just get over it. we all make mistakes. want is to make fun of you fir all of yours?!

trentthrowdown 0

is it a margerita so that would make you nam magerite

hwkfan1 10

bloody. MARY

#121. Technically, we have the best teeth in the world.

RedPillSucks 33

Hieni Ken Daniels.