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FMyLife
Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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my name is Paul can I help you?

youhaveitezpz 0

Lol #56=win are you named pepper? then he just has to forced you into medicine to be Dr. Pepper :D

babieslayer 0

you said it, gatorade

fartstar 0

Piss, on the rocks. It could be worse, isn't that right 'Two Dogs *******'.

Samuel Adams?

rupturedbananas_ 0

omfg. i hope your dads favorite drink is vodka. if it is, I WANT CHOO NAMEEE FOO!

haleyisabeast 0

she's from England that's how they spell it

carling? :P

Miranda?

JokingJoe 0

Jack daniels?