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FMyLife
Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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f_alltheirlives 3

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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skilletobsess96 0

is your name brandy

hydro_fml 0

If its after an ale made at a micro brewery it could be pretty bad. some names include Grumpling Old Ale, Cats Whiskers, St Mungo etc.

Melaniee_fml 0

brandy.

Residence_fml 4

Flugel is that you? Or perhaps Marge from Margerita

giggleswick 0

Is your name Brandy?

manbizzle 1

blithering idiot? arrogant bastard? dogfish?

jonny2x4 0

Cristal, like the champagne?

sweetiepie514 0

is ur name bailey?

kirby1964 20

a grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Jeff?"

campbellshayla73 0

it could be worst u could b ur dad's fav **** star like me... Shayla lol