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Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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seabrook 7

*looks at location* oooh op is soo american. If anyone calls me stupid, please understand thay I'm being most sarcastic.

Is your name Stella after Stella Artois?

Mr Screwdriver? ******? (Yes, that's a drink... too.) Harvey Wallbanger? C'mon Tell us already!

have any of you actually been out of the states?? I'm American and I'll admit that inexperienced Americans who have not exposed themselves to diff countryside are incredibly judgemental. and who cares how fav is spelled btw London rocks!!

Alpha35 4

CAPTAIN MORGAN

teflonjustice 0

I know someone who named their kid Dre Kane because it's sounds like a douchey version of saying "drinking." Oh yeah.

Cherry Daiquiri?

neubauten_fml 0

The name being a simple "beer" would be awesome : D

Jonscarl 0

at least its not his pet name for his dick