Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Marshillboy 0
I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cat_lady 0
i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.
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Comments (218)
youfaililaugh 0
YDI for being a *****. Why don't you stop sucking dick for once and get money a different way, like maybe a job? Anywho, I believe abortion is very wrong. I'd have the baby and give it up for adoption.
youfaililaugh 0
wow this is one of those topics that instigates huge debates. lol. (:
fuckingshitt343 0
it's annoying that people keep saying to get it aborted and to have used a condom.. the whole point is that she joined a frigging abstinence group, and she had sex. regardless of using protection or not, abstinence means NOT HAVING SEX period!! and no i don't think she should abort it because obviously she is old enough to take care of it since she is in college, and two it was her own stupid mistake that she should have to deal with for the rest of her life. i believe in abortion it is a woman's right, but i also believe if you are old enough to deal with the consequences then deal with it because you made a stupid mistake. and to somebody up there who said you can't get pregnant the first time and OP is a ****. you can get pregnant the first time. i've experienced it with friends and whatnot. so you're an idiot.
sportsnut 0
WOW, you are such a *****...maybe not but **** YOU for preaching that and the ******* yourself into pregnancy. Maybe you should go preach about ******* SAFELY
unbreakablehoes 0
Congrats on the baby. Pretty sure Mother Mary wasn't a virgin either when she had Jesus. Maybe it's time to reassess your narrow perspective on life, but don't bother with the Scarlet Letter.
ZeroCharisma 0
Why would you belong to an abstinence group if you're sexually active? Doesn't really make sense to me.
itsaduck 0
we're not perfect & hopefully these people will understand that. good luck to you & congrats!
hawkloverr 0
HAHAHAHA thats so funny. unless you got raped.
FoundManyLemons 0
Abstinence-only education is associated with higher pregnancy rates. I thought that's why people did it? Since you're already into doing things that your peer group frowns upon, why not go have an abortion? At least then you'd be back to square one.
desertkitt 0
Wow. Thanks for making those of us who did abstain, are religious and are educated look bad. YDI, I hope you have a beautiful little baby- did you know at 8 weeks the fetus can distinguish between hot and cold and reacts to pain?