Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Last week my coworker, who I sit next to 5 days a week, returned to work after bereavement maternity leave. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I found out my parents are divorcing and my mom is moving out. I'm 11 weeks pregnant. Breaking the news should be fun. FML
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Marshillboy 0
I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cat_lady 0
i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.
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Comments (218)
QueenBee19 0
Im pro-choice, but i don't like abortions. they should be used as a last resort. Whats important is you have the choice.
MerriamWebster 0
Damn, Um.. Angelina Jolie had her twins in France, maybe you can have your kid there. Lmao.
hijueputa 0
YDI for being such a careless ****, you ******* *****!
TheDaveCA 1
Don't worry, those claiming to wait have higher odds of getting knocked up anyway, so it's more or less expected.
sawadako 0
You made a mistake. Don't take the easy way out because you ****** up. I just had my first baby as a teenager and I put her up for adoption. She's the most beautiful thing in the entire world and I'm so happy that I didn't choose to get an abortion. Think about what you're doing next time.
this_is_too_much 0
It's your own fault. That's what you get for being a hypocrite
dru67 0
I dont think she is a hypocrite...she isnt telling people to abstain from sex, she's part of a group that claims to abstain from sex which makes her a lier. Also, i think she should have the kid if she wants or abort it if she don't. but yo, her life dose suck cus she's missin an awsome ass trip either way....Oh wait!!!! She can have it aborted with this new shot, yup just they inject it and you bleed the lil bastard out. I love science :) Now you can enjoy getting ****** in paris and continuing you life of lies !!!!yay!
jacaranda 0
if she is in an abstinance group, she most likely is against contraceptives and abortion. still, YDI for all that shit. face it, or get an abortion. your pick.
cactus_fml 0
I am pro-choice, and I hate it when people say that the fetus is "not human." The fact that is in early developmental stages does not change it's species. It may not be a person with thoughts, feelings, and opinions, but it IS human.
IThriveWithYourPain 14
DNA wise only, it is incapable of problem solving, comprehension of ideas, or even surviving on its own outside of the womb so yeah I would consider it lesser than human and that is a very low bar already
abbylolz 0
YDI!!! And one word: CONDOM!