Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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Marshillboy 0
I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cat_lady 0
i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.
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Comments (218)
Perkigirl 0
How did this turn into a debate on abortion....seriously and i thought it was silly to say that the enitrity of america is stupid. At what point did she say she was going to get an abortion? and someone mentioned Sarah Palin, well all i can say about Bristol is that firstly her name is a brand of paint and secondly, atleast she didnt go against her religion and use protection. lastly how is it any of your business what this girl does with her baby...? perhaps she wants the kid but is commenting on the horrible timing the conception is. Perhaps even, she is married and is just a chaperone on the French Trip.
mh3 0
i dont even really know what to say to this aye, it's great you're having a kid... but you're a member of an abstinence group? thats pretty hipocritial...
hilhal 0
no it's prolife. not prochoice if we all wanted to be prochoice it would be okay for people to CHOOSE to murder and rape people because ABORTION is murder. she chose to have sex she needs to suffer abortion is wrong you shouldn't make bad choices and be able to murder your child
hilhal 0
thank you number 224
KailaMarie 0
Not to late to get an abortion, or she could keep it
ericck 0
did u join the abstinence before or after u had sex, either way was stupid
hetlevenismooi 0
why are you trying to have babies anyway when you're leaving to france soon? O wait, you probably just 'forgot' to use preservatives... fail. just have the baby in paris, it'll be good for its life experience ;).
MJWatson 0
Preservatives?
ROXXSHIZZLE 0
shouldve used a condom... its practically your fault.
skylarbee 8
Karmas a bitch eh?
skyeyez9 25
Abstinence only classes obviously do not work.