Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Marshillboy 0
I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cat_lady 0
i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.
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Comments (218)
GirlyTomBoy 0
y would u be part of an abstinence group if ur quite obviously not a virgin?
brunettegurly 0
hypocriteee
shithappens2memo 0
way to be a hypocrite... not even bashing you for being preggors, but why be in an abstinence group if your gunna do the exact opposite??
BeachBoi_Alex 7
You totally f*cking deserve it for joining some pathetic pointless 'abstinence group'.
brianarenae 0
Lmao. YDI
ccargill61 0
frances healthcare system is like going to the dmv
flooger101 6
Play it off like omg?! You can be the next virgin marry. Lmao naw sorry I would cancel!
galactictoast13 22
break down and pretend to cry tell em yu got raped
Fartoholic 1
Shouldn't have let yourself been raped then. YDI.
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
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