Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Marshillboy 0
I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cat_lady 0
i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.
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Comments (218)
risforrrrcuhh 0
YDI for not realizing that being part of an abstinence group is ridiculous. Maybe you realize now that it's necessary to teach sexual safety. And learn to use a condom.
Kuroftw 0
What #220 said! Also, karma's a bitch. YDI. :D
HookEmTexas07 0
Where does karma come into play here? People really need to stop using that word on this site. "Today I stepped on a piece of glass. FML" "LOLOL KARMA'S A BITCH!"
risforrrrcuhh 0
Dude, the meaning of karma is what goes around comes around. How does that not apply on this site?
Lucky2u 0
i agree FYL, but you definitly deserved it. can't teach a ***** anything these days
jonny2x4 0
OK since no one has even bothered to mention it, have you ever heard of anal sex? I'm sure you have but never considered it. If you were really committed to this "abstinence" group you would. Consider this: if you think anal sex hurts, imagine what childbirth feels like. Bottom line-you can't have a butt baby.
ohmandapants 17
OMG when did they change the meaning of the word ABSTINENCE? Silly me, all this time I was thinking it meant NOT having sex.
Erindub 0
Great job sport! Not too late for an abortion. Then maybe you can join an anti-abortion group and bring this web of lies full circle ; )
davek 36
YDI, unless it was rape it was your choice.
bored690 0
It's totally too late for an abortion.
insaneNcontent 0
It's entierly possible that she had sex, had a terrible experience, decided she didn't want to do it anymore, joined the group for support and then found out she was pregnant 8 weeks later.
LevyLove 17
Oh this is just too easy....
ohmandapants 17
like her! lolol.
_Legion 0
Birth rates are dropping in most developed countries. It's people in Africa who breed like bunnies that cause overpopulation.