Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Marshillboy 0
I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cat_lady 0
i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.
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Comments (218)
vivienmoore 0
o the irony
jroxursox1 10
You do realize that abstinence means no sex right??
trendkilla254 4
im glad to see recovery from your program is working. be the leader get the others healed. i pray for you and your group.
ConradKay 13
Abortions are a beautiful thing. Just a simple (and cheap) procedure, and you are free of the ball of stem-cell slime currently sitting in your uterus. The fetus doesn't give a shit, and your life will be so much better.
nevershouttami 11
Why would you be in an abstinence group if you're having sex?
mimerino 9
Can you say, A B O R T I O N?
insomniac8400 13
YDI first for being in an abstinence group, and again for having unprotected sex while you're in an abstinence group
allisadawn91 8
Well looks like you didn't deserve to go anyway.
neutralize 12
I know this post is old as ****, but I'm rather curious as to what OP ended up doing.
Grauncho 27
Women who preach abstinence are the biggest ***** of them all.