Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML
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Top comments
achoo123 13
Lounging around is the time meant to be comfortable. Why would he think you're a slob for wanting to be comfortable?
Tarlachia 33
Go on, woman. Let your claws out and walk around your house naked. Then, when he decides he wants to get frisky with you, sternly tell him, "No, sorry, I'm not good enough for you apparently."
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Comments (66)
myshinynose 11
Pfft, I wear mismatched socks every day, even when going out. My husband wonders what's wrong when my socks *do* match lol I never understood the whole matching clothes thing. Even the most garish and brightly coloured things can look good on those who feel comfortable in them. Obviously everyone has their own definition of what looks good on themselves so we should just mind our own bloody business.
Colon_Man 17
Unless someone thinks they look good in an apron covered in human blood, while carrying around a butcher knife... I think we should take notice of that. :)
myshinynose 11
It's not even like you have to look good all the time, it's just a matter of personal preference. For example I wear mismatched socks because I don't feel the need to freak out about not being able to find the other one. Really, there are more important things to worry oneself over.
myshinynose 11
Obviously, 26.
MonstreBelle 29
Are you my long lost twin? I do the same thing. People think it's weird and are always asking me if I know my socks don't match.
DoomedGemini 38
My shoes actually don't match. One black on white. More for the purpose of cosplay than not finding the other, but people mostly find it amusing than anything else.
meghanclean 17
I really want an update about how OP reacted because that's a shitty thing to say to someone.
aldoshoes 4
BOYFRIEND!!! YOU ARE DOING THE WRONG THING!!!
PANDORUM89 21
I could slightly understand if you looked crazy and never brushed your hair or teeth or had raccoon eyes and refused to wash. but getting upset because your clothes don't match??? my boyfriend is a stickler for matching socks. FOR HIM. he looks at me and my mismatched socks and laughs. your BF needs to dig the stick out of his ass.
raz0rf0x 8
or he's trying to hint that he's gay...
corky1992 33
If you're just lounging around the house then I don't see the problem.
ThatLastKid 21
It's your house. You should be allowed to wear whatever and feel comfortable.
cathrope 10
I was going with a different direction, saying your a slob OP is just mean.
aeryn97 17
heck home is where you don't have to wear pants. I've been told off once when I had to drop off the hubby and kid at work and school on a cold winter morning. Hubby spent the whole time in the bathroom while I got the kid ready for school and packed her lunch. I figured no one would care as I wasn't getting out of the car. he was still embarrassed even though the drive took less than 10 mins total and the car gets parked inside of the garage. he was worried people would peek into the car window and see I had pj bottoms and a hoodie on. haha. I didn't care
DoomedGemini 38
My mom always does that actually. If she's not planning on getting out of the car, slippers and pjs it is. I think I was slightly embarrassed when she did it to drive me to school..a few days. After that I didn't care. No one ever seemed to notice either.
sunflower_seal 17
Well he doesn't have realistic expectations if he thinks woman lounge in lingerie for men . Big tshirts , sweats or shorts and a bun is the reality .