Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that, because I'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Today, I found out that the airhead sitting next to me at work who can't get anything done on her own, makes more money than I do. FML
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Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
Seize the means
Today, I found out I'm getting a pay cut, a week after I told my boss I need a raise or second job just to afford bills. I made the company 10k last week. FML
Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML
Top comments
attatood 8
Being a street performer takes talent. Maybe train and/or find another job that takes talent?
DocBastard 40
I'm very sorry to hear that, OP. That must be rough. I really feel for you. Now shut the **** up, get an advanced degree, and make something of yourself so you don't have to complain here. In the time it took you to write this FML, you could have applied for college or a masters degree.
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Comments (113)
iheartglasses 0
Although working at a bank sounds pretty neat to people, working with lots of money doesnt mean you make lots of money lol I used to work for USAA but that never got me any of their awesome benefits lol
sinnedrebel 0
next mime that comes in mime putting there money in an imaginary box.
thekooliest 0
That hobo must have some talents, props to him.
Foxyrroxy 0
I feel you! I work at a financial institution and make less hourly now then when I started 3 years ago, not because of my performance but because of "the state of the economy"
MostHatedMan 2
Well hookers do make quite a bit of money. And working as a teller is barely working for a bank.
chriswest54 0
ydi for being a ******* liar
gtrgdss 0
doesn't that suck? my ex makes 30k more a year than I do and I have 7 yrs of college and he has a GED.
FerrariCake 2
Cosmetology school doesn't really count as "college". And if it took you 7 years to complete the 18 month program... I think that says everything.
bindingfame 0
How the hell does that happen that's ****** up
bindingfame 0
Go RvB yeah
KennKenn 0
He must be gpod at it