anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that, because I'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
This_Is_Me1982
Canada
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
izziegrl
Naucalpan, Mexico
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML
honeynuggetviolin
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that the airhead sitting next to me at work who can't get anything done on her own, makes more money than I do. FML
thatsucks
United States
Today, I realized that my father's weekly unemployment check is more than my bi-weekly pay check. My full time job pays less than my father's unemployment. FML
JBK06262009
United States
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
Anonymous
Cody, United States
Seize the means
Today, I found out I'm getting a pay cut, a week after I told my boss I need a raise or second job just to afford bills. I made the company 10k last week. FML
CASH_NoMOMEY
Windsor, United States
Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML
Top comments
attatood 8
Being a street performer takes talent. Maybe train and/or find another job that takes talent?
DocBastard 40
I'm very sorry to hear that, OP. That must be rough. I really feel for you. Now shut the **** up, get an advanced degree, and make something of yourself so you don't have to complain here. In the time it took you to write this FML, you could have applied for college or a masters degree.
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Comments (113)
h2opoloplaya 0
a full time janitor
globalmeltdown 3
hahah srry!! fyl
McMan 23
Well what do you do at the bank OP, if you were an accountant you could make debt disappear for people I'd like to see a magician to that :P
raisonbread 0
RvB ftw!
MnBran6 0
I like me.
MnBran6 0
I like me.
SAMHAlN 0
ydi for being gay
generalfubar 0
Umm yeah....another difference between you and the street performer is a steady income and possibly a warm place to sleep. greed will get you
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
At least you have a job...
EngineerJane 0
I found out someone who sings like crap and relies on a computer to make you sound good (Ke$ha) makes more money than me.
a_girl_i_know 0
I agree
maxrmaxr 5
idiot ....
EngineerJane 0
I found out someone who sings like crap and relies on a computer to make you sound good (Ke$ha) makes more money than me.
TheEvilCookie 0
Maybe you can try to get a raise. Maybe even get a new job for that matter; Even though it will suck. I do agree that it is unfair that people who have easier jobs than others get paid more than those who have a lot more horrible jobs stinks. Hopefully you get paid more :). - The Evil Cookie
starberries 0
Who said being a street performer is easy? Let's see you get out there and make some cash, bitch. Oh, wait, you probably don't have any talent.
TheEvilCookie 0
Listen, I meant any job in general, relax dude, I was not aiming to offend any people who work on the streets and what not. Theres no reason to curse at all... so just chill buddy :)
warpig182 0
Prostitution takes no talent starberries.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Warpig, you do know that street performer does not equal prostitute, right? I just want to be sure you're being sarcastic before I laugh.
tboudre 0
hey, guess what! I bet you pay taxes & the street performer doesn't!