anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that, because I'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
This_Is_Me1982
Canada
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
izziegrl
Naucalpan, Mexico
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML
honeynuggetviolin
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that the airhead sitting next to me at work who can't get anything done on her own, makes more money than I do. FML
thatsucks
United States
Today, I realized that my father's weekly unemployment check is more than my bi-weekly pay check. My full time job pays less than my father's unemployment. FML
JBK06262009
United States
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
Anonymous
Cody, United States
Seize the means
Today, I found out I'm getting a pay cut, a week after I told my boss I need a raise or second job just to afford bills. I made the company 10k last week. FML
CASH_NoMOMEY
Windsor, United States
Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML
Top comments
attatood 8
Being a street performer takes talent. Maybe train and/or find another job that takes talent?
DocBastard 40
I'm very sorry to hear that, OP. That must be rough. I really feel for you. Now shut the **** up, get an advanced degree, and make something of yourself so you don't have to complain here. In the time it took you to write this FML, you could have applied for college or a masters degree.
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Comments (113)
peanutbear 0
Get a better "JOB" or take up a part time job being a street performer.
Seanymaster05 0
Thats hilarious.
KobeLebroJordan 17
Some street performers make some serious coin