Today, I found out one of my friends had never seen the "Two Girls, One Cup" video, so I loaded it up and told him to watch it. I knew he was squeamish, but I didn't expect him to actually pass out. He cracked his head on the side of my desk and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, a 5th grader tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, “Don’t ever watch Two Girls, One Cup. Trust me.” While I appreciate the advice, I am dreading the phone call home. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
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tyler_the_asiann 16
"So, how did you crack your head?" ..um.. Well you see...
bonbon1559 20
You're gonna be paying for the hospital bill & the therapy sessions.
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Comments (87)
alex_gen 39
I've never seen it either. Doesn't mean he or I want to.
Dawnoftime 12
That video ended my 12 year old mind
manuwish 9
Who in their right mund would want to see two girls and a cup! and propagating that disgusting shit is a sin, so thank karma and don't do it again
sweetpotato301 7
As someone who faints at the sight of blood, it's so horrible when people show you things knowing you don't like it. When people find out they're sometimes like 'ha I'll try and make you faint!'but all that means is 'ha I'll try and starve your brain of oxygen'... not that this is really like that..
ssnow_fml 20
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I don't understand squeamish people who faint at the sight of blood and other things. They are a fact of life, you're gonna bleed, people are gonna get hurt and eventually you are probably going to see something totally horrifying and need to be able to react to it and help someone. But you're just gonna faint instead and that person may not receive the help they need in time. I think we as a society need to harden up quite a bit.
SecundusSecunda 27
I dont remember where, but I read that that is an evolutionary response that's been left over in some people Meaning... It's not by choice
yerawizardlizzy 27
Not to mention fear isn't rational at all.
sweetpotato301 7
People who faint at things like that don't choose to do it. I've fainted at the sight of blood for as long as I can remember. I don't want to; I don't choose for my brain to become too starved of oxygen to function! It's a physical reaction that you just cannot help. If
mfmylifesrsly 30
I personally don't understand how some people faint at the sight of blood either. But I understand it's not a choice. You wanna know what's ever harder to grasp? I have trypophobia (fear of certain holes, textures). I first noticed my fear when my mom wanted me to cut open a cantaloupe and gut out the seeds...I get anxiety attacks being too close to cantaloupes with the inside seed pods exposed lol. The way it makes me feel is horrible. But I also find it hilarious how the brain can make something so silly, horrifying.
dragoongirl90 34
This wasn't blood or guts. This was people ******** and puking into each others' mouths. I don't want t meet the sick **** that doesn't get grossed out over this.
musicman_amit 20
you're one of the worst 'friend' I've seen in my life.
groza528 17
Why would you want to show that to anyone, let alone someone squeamish? "I'm going to make my friends uncomfortable. On purpose!" is a good way to lose friends. Ydi for sure.
c00kie14 11
And the Award For Most Evil Friend goes to...
laughingmaniac 13
You dumbass!
MrKdv 14
No need to watch the video, just tell him what happens! I've never seen it, and I really have no need to see it. Ever.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's a dick move buddy. This should be your friend's FML.