Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted, which caused me to choke on my Coke, which then caused me to fall off my chair. The joke wasn’t even that funny. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Today, I choked on oatmeal, watered-down soupy oatmeal. It seemed to get stuck halfway down. I chucked up several spoonfuls. My wife was oblivious to all the noise I was making because she had her over-the-ear headphones on, listening to some stupid YouTube video. FML
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Too bad you didn't get that on video! You could have put it on YouTube where people would laugh, choke and throw up, and the cycle continues!
jpaylay 15
Here’s the video I was watching: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oe0EtfGlqU4&t=344s&pp=ygUXZ3JheXN0aWxscGxheXMgY2FubmliYWw%3D. At 5:38.
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RichardPencil 32
Too bad you didn't get that on video! You could have put it on YouTube where people would laugh, choke and throw up, and the cycle continues!
jpaylay 15
Here’s the video I was watching: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oe0EtfGlqU4&t=344s&pp=ygUXZ3JheXN0aWxscGxheXMgY2FubmliYWw%3D. At 5:38.