Today, I found out one of my friends had never seen the "Two Girls, One Cup" video, so I loaded it up and told him to watch it. I knew he was squeamish, but I didn't expect him to actually pass out. He cracked his head on the side of my desk and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, a 5th grader tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, “Don’t ever watch Two Girls, One Cup. Trust me.” While I appreciate the advice, I am dreading the phone call home. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
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Top comments
tyler_the_asiann 16
"So, how did you crack your head?" ..um.. Well you see...
bonbon1559 20
You're gonna be paying for the hospital bill & the therapy sessions.
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Comments (87)
ScottyDavis 6
Geez some of you need to calm the **** down. He's not an asshole. My friend showed me it a few years ago and ya it made me a lil uneasy but whatever it's just a video. Some of y'all need to take the stick out of your asses.
XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14
What the actual **** did I watch
MidnaLink 35
You mean you actually watched it????
mary_13 26
You knew he was a wimp so you should have been prepared for something like this. P.S. I know people might not like that I called that dude a wimp but seriously he is.
catherinecas 30
If getting sick over someone eating shit and then vomiting it into another human being's mouth makes me a wimp, I will wear that title with pride.
shanannygians07 28
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idekanymorefam 3
oh so that's the story you're going with not the "I smashed my friends head against the side of my desk because he's a lying bastard" *jokes*
laurelfire 15
I've never seen it either, and I have no intention to. If anyone tried to make me I would fight them.
laughingmaniac 13
I have watched that I'm scarred for life
laughingmaniac 13
Guys just knock the **** off he didn't know his friend would hurt himself he just wanted to see his reaction. So shut the **** up people and stop acting like he pushed his friend no it's not his fault ??
privatetigereye 7
I just watched this for the first time today almost vomited