wtf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
life of cuck, never good enough
New York, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Breaking news
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Just good enough
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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Comments (318)
omfg_creepers 8
loosen her bin
marcyfrances 4
that's not suppose to happen until your like 50
iluvhobos 5
you're*
lendalynn 5
dude, I'm sorry that really sucks
pitchblease 2
she has to go to sleep sometime...
flighted_ 0
HA. I love this comment
afdude87 6
ugh I'd be pissed.
maphineRAWRS 10
menopausal already?
marinus_fml 20
Nah, she's just getting dick elsewhere.
maphineRAWRS 10
its from you, isnt it marinus?
MissBunnyWillEat 11
42, He said she's getting dick. if it were from marinus it would be pussy.
blanquito 1
good one bunny...-_-
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Calm your ****, 77. It's mindless joking among friends. Go get butt hurt somewhere else.
maphineRAWRS 10
it's from you, isn't it Marinus
breathemein 10
It could be an excuse, a your just bad at sex..
elidine 0
you have a man face. shave your mustache.
flighted_ 0
and you have no picture. why don't you show your ugly face? before you judge somebody else. the chicks got sunglasses on, how do you know if she has a man face?
breathemein 10
Here I have a clearer picture. like my mustache? lol someone's hating :p
breathemein 10
lol they deleted there comment after I changed my picture...
jackasssaywhat_fml 0
lol... true!
mariazzz 5
it's ok. In three years she will be in her dirty thirties. Lots of hot sex to be expected all the time!!
clouds7 0
I'm sry bro :( just get her in the mood and thing will get hot >:)
cynthiaF 0
I wonder how long y'all have been married.
wtf_op 0
we have been married 7 years and have 2 kids. She told me it's because of stress, and she's tired from working. So I need to help her relax first...