Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
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anony_mouse 5
Dude was playing a video game for maybe an hour...where in the **** did you get the idea he has a gaming addiction? And where do you get these stats showing "lives are being ruined by gaming addiction?" Please share them. That you ruined your life doesn't mean anyone else is ruining theirs. And **** is nothing similar to a video game. It seems you're still into **** by the way you have your head so far up your own ass.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Durk-a-durr! (Translation: They took his job!)
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Durk-a-durr! (Translation: They took his job!)
Iamthebanzai22 21
I find it really sad that so many lives are being ruined by gaming addiction. I think you will have to leave him, let him ruin his own life and not take you down that path with him. I say this as a recovered **** addict who took 15 years of abject poverty to reinvent himself.
anony_mouse 5
Dude was playing a video game for maybe an hour...where in the **** did you get the idea he has a gaming addiction? And where do you get these stats showing "lives are being ruined by gaming addiction?" Please share them. That you ruined your life doesn't mean anyone else is ruining theirs. And **** is nothing similar to a video game. It seems you're still into **** by the way you have your head so far up your own ass.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, just google or do a Youtube search for 'gaming addiction'.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You're not speaking to him because he decided to play a video game? Have you any idea how ridiculously controlling that sounds?