Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
PetitPrincePerdu
United States
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
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olivesaur 0
ew
allmidnighteyes 11
So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...
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Mezzannine 0
Be optomistic, Maybe he was trying to get with you to be in a position to have sex with your mother. It's like the Ugly sister manouver... Only it's with your mum.
StrictlyMCH 0
Lol.
Aniblecoby 0
huzzah!
KyleIsSoFine 0
Double fail.
shortystar_fml 0
tell ur mom he's only dating her to get close to u
gtrgdss 0
wow he's really committed to this stalking you thing! wow!!
17tessi1989 0
you sure he's stalking ?
chaosdance 0
My friend has the EXACT same problem..:( If this is her, I'm soooo srry! I hope it gets metter with that damn boyfriend!
pinkskye97 0
That's gonna make christmas awkward....
eatlesschipmunks 0
He needs to pick one