Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
Tune in next time to see the stunning conclusion in the season finale.
ayenii 14
How'd you never find out about this? Surely someone can't lead a double life without you noticing their absence.. I think we need a follow-up as to what happened after you found out though.
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Comments (21)
john t 5
"man"!
PhoenixChick 26
"Bill....i have a confessoin to make to you. Our marriage is a lie. I'm...I'm straigfht."
DanielleinDC 34
Maybe he's bisexual but married to a man.
AzrielB 8
Move in with them and sell the TV rights. You could call it "My husband's husband"
Yudith 28
Next, on "My husband's husband"; the fiancee runs away and find another man, both husbands decide to adopt the baby and the husbands' lawyer in the adoption case is none other than...the fiancee's new boyfriend, who is HIV positive. Stay tuned!
gottyj2 4
so he's all about commitment then....
DanielleinDC 34
Wow. I'm sorry, OP. And I'm really sorry for your future kid. Kick him to the curb so you can do what's best for the kid on the way. And yeah, it does sound like some weird daytime TV talk show madness
thatslifeiguess7 16
Is he? or was that his answer to "guess what random guy I met in a bar so lets get married" "Um so heres the thing I am gay I barley recall that Valentine's day party god my hubby js gonna be so mad!"
mala_19 20
Is this one of those "i didn't know it was a real marriage" thing or is he a asshole?
tearbear14 13
what if he married a man for Citizenship or something? we for sure need a follow up on this one.
1gullible_bugger 34
I wonder if her husband is the guy from the other FML who married his best mate. if it is, he was drunk, forgive him. He just needs to get the marriage annulled.
Michael Williams 13
military? to get out of the barracks lol