Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
Tune in next time to see the stunning conclusion in the season finale.
ayenii 14
How'd you never find out about this? Surely someone can't lead a double life without you noticing their absence.. I think we need a follow-up as to what happened after you found out though.
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IHaveThePower 18
As a queer man, I'm going to say not only get tested, but call the husband and explain things. I doubt the husband will be mad at you, and we've lost too many good people to cheating idiots already. Go to Planned Parenthood--they'll take any insurance or do it for free if you can't pay, and they'll treat you well (they're my current reproductive providers, they're good people), and they'll be able to hook you up with organizations that can help with being a single mom. There are too many people who've gotten sick or dead from cheaters. Don't be one of them.