Michael Williams

Mr corpus christi 37 years-old In a relationship

killme 29 February 2016, 07:00 Belleville, Canada

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

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SpiderMan 12 March 2009, 00:23 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Love is love

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor… and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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