Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I discovered that my very recent ex-fiancé tried to bang his sister-in-law several times while we were still together. The best part? She’s my son's teacher and she waited until we'd broken up to tell me. FML
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
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real life problems 26
A cougar problem in a small town? Now that's a rare sight
skippydoda 32
At least it's not your ex.
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Comments (19)
nitsud82 14
Not to be rude, but so? they're both adults, what does it matter if they're together.
silentbabydeer 10
I don’t see how this is an FML.....unless your mom is still legally married to your dad then that’s FML.
Canny87 13
Hey to some people age doesnt matter so long as it's legal and they like each other
rodfergie 18
I don't see this as an FML so much as I see this as a, "Who cares?". They're both adults.
RinoaHeartilly 36
I really don't get why this is your problem.
Justin Allan Bannister 9
mom must be hot...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Release the cougar! Oh, someone already did? Okay then.
rylowsgirl 9
Today, your mom found out she raised a prude and a hater. Mind your own and let her mind hers lol
YallDeservedItJk 22
In a weird way I would feel uncomfortable but also kinda proud of my mom. I mean your mom has game!