Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
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Top comments
asoptavlo14 6
Bitches be crazy.
Hollywoodgirl79 18
I hope the cops didn't show up. Sorry, man.
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Comments (136)
asoptavlo14 6
Bitches be crazy.
SoSickWithIt 14
I got 99 problems and a kidnapping charge is one.
SkoomaKi 28
I think calling a little girl a bitch is a bit harsh don't you think.
charliethom 0
Well that IS kinda scary... I mean you would be scared to if some random person was there and you didn't know! You should have screamed ???? you are israeli right
Awsumuzzie 12
18, are you some sort of arab? Confide in me, I can relate.
MrSassypants 34
#17 it never said the FML involved a little girl and anyways, it doesn't matter if it is harsh, it's not like he said: "Bumbling fat dickheads be insane like a ******' dolphin on crack" and that's not even as harsh as to other names thrown around the Internet.
charliethom 0
I'm not Arab and that is racist I said shalom but it got rid of it I was asking if he was in Israel and IM jewish
shanemaximo 7
Aren't you glad a cop didn't witness that? Then this FML would have had the word "taser" written in it at least once.
McDonaldsworker 4
lol I know what you mean #1 In my experience all hot girls are crazy but not all crazy girls are hot.
juicystar777 4
she probably has a family member who's car is identical to yours and she thought it was theirs, so she climbed it.
EmilyShmemily496 0
So, OP, you just LET a random girl walk into your car? No questions asked? There's something wrong with everyone in this FML.
downtime 13
52, I don't know what slow motion version of reality you are living in, but most people actually wouldn't notice until the individual is IN their car, and even if by chance they do have a psychic connection and realise the person walking towards them is about to get in their car they couldn't do a damn thing about it. It would be interesting to see how you believe the OP could have prevented this...so tell us, exactly how shall we go about preventing strangers entering our vehicles? It would help prevent many a car jacking I'm sure.
Krysk_fml 0
36 -You can't start a sentence with the word aren't because it would be like saying 'are not you glad'
nerobluerose 10
Have your doors locked beforehand?
addiizcherry 0
Seems legit.
HendricksProdigy 0
No shit Sherlock! God putting a bad name to blondes again! Jeez just stop commenting on stuff
skullcandifiedDJ 5
62- You're an insult to all grammar nazi's...
TheEpicCheese 4
Did the OP ever say he let the girl into his car? No, I don't think so...
XxDevilxXGt 26
She was probably trolling you as a prank, and took a video of your reaction!
muis545 21
No way, Sherlock
MrSassypants 34
62 well you're a terrible grammar Nazi, you didn't even have a period at the end of your sentence and what 36 said was correct. Sometimes it is not supposed to be taken apart. Do not you like it when people prove you wrong? :)
phatdaddy62 23
62, if you're going to be a Grammar Nazi, at least know your grammar, idiot!
Downtime_ 1
91, Very amusing :P
gossipgirl3_fml 2
106 You should at least know how to spell enough and traumatized is how you spell it.
Ecklcakes 15
36 - correction "taser" would have been mentioned at least 3 times.
UnleashedKilla1 4
Bet she's a blonde.
Jakesterk96 8
62- when you use a contraction before a noun, you are supposed to break it up to "Are you not glad" instead of "Are not you glad.
obey_suprah 4
Your Hott and funny lol
Hollywoodgirl79 18
I hope the cops didn't show up. Sorry, man.
OhDearBetrayal 25
He wouldn't be at fault for anything because it was a mistake. And I'm sure the girl screamed because of her mistake and not because she thought he was hiding and out to get her.
downtime 13
I just hacked into this account. What an idiot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You trollin' downtime?
downtime 13
All's well that ends well
Chad_the_Brony 0
What a ******* idiot. If it were me, and luckily it wasn't, I'd run her down with my car.
bearnblue 0
Get that crazy ass some help
Whitesound 3
You Shouldve said. Hey. Then just drive off with her
KaanTech 0
Friend of mine did the same mistake (jumping into stranger's car). he and the driver stared each other for at least 10 seconds silently until my friend get out of the car. LFMAO...
nvicious 12
Maybe she was trying to set you up. People these days...
Honestly_Lainey 21
Or maybe she saw the bleach, garbage bags and duct tape in the backseat...
Idonebeenhad 17
^ win
lisakh99 7
Well you WERE going to tell her. Hope you had a nice time with grandma!
ManlyDunsparce 3
He had good intentions, so FYL. also, I know I had a good time with his grandma. OOOOOOOOH!
downtime 13
Sure, until his grandma asks him what this photo is on her phone that his sister gave her. Then his issues just got a whole lot worse. Poor bastard.
downtime 13
Bad password.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Children are funny.
So2011 4
But they can be so aggravating sometimes.
philipino 24
I'm about to go dead space on everyone. DEMEEENTIAAAAAA!
ReadALLDemLettrz 1
I'm picturing this FML in my head, frikin hilarious
HolyPotato 9
I almost pissed myself.
Livencountry 5
Why?
silentbutfunny 0
Id also like to know
McMan 23
Clearly, HolyPotato was the girl who jumped in this man's car.
morgann4826 0
She probably just thought it was her own ride, and when she realized it wasn't, she just got surprised.
MrSassypants 34
Yes that is an obvious reason why she got into OP's, I am pretty sure no one goes into a random person's car for thrills and pranks like that but if some people do... then look for yourself on YouTube or television in the near future OP.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
no shit sherlock, thank you for stating the obvious...
cutiepie111 3
I'm sorry OP, but this is sooo funny!
ashl123 19
How did she not notice when getting in the car
Awsumuzzie 12
Texting... this century's new age old excuse.
mhopper 13
Most girls, myself included, can't tell the difference between cars with the exception of color lol
Sniper3000 0
I thought the same thing 29