Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Roadhogs
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Classic scam
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Nervous
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
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Yazoo77 16
Only her is living in her delusional world of "ms perfect and everyone else is at fault" ignore her.
chuka81 27
Your neighbour is an ass, but you're still not the safest driver around, not if you're driving that fast around a blind curve.
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Yazoo77 16
Only her is living in her delusional world of "ms perfect and everyone else is at fault" ignore her.
mds9986 24
I'm not going to skirt around this issue. Turning a blind corner at 35mph IS reckless driving. If you think it isn't, you're a fool. Having to slam the breaks for anything means you weren't being careful enough. You're giving people the idea that this is ok to do and if someone happens to be around the corner and gets hurt, it's their fault? No.
Yazoo77 16
My understanding of the FML was that she was stopped in the middle of the road, not the curve, so, that means that OP could have increased their speed after the curve.
mds9986 24
If it was after the curve, and the neighbor was stopped in the middle of the road, why would OP speed up if the stopped car was visible after Turing the blind curve?
Yazoo77 16
Read what you typed again.
mds9986 24
Obviously the car is visible AFTER turning. Maybe you should read it again? The FML clearly states the neighbor was stopped and OP went too fast around a corner she couldn't see around until it was too late.
DoomSkuller 28
I agree on mds on this one. Assuming OP was on normal roads, speed limit is likely 35 or 40, and going normal speed limit on a turn is careless. One should slow down a good deal on turns, especially on blind turns.
ChristianH39 30
While i agree that its always wise to slow down going through any turn you can't see around, being stopped in the middle of the road in one is both asking and deserving to get creamed IMO.
mds9986 24
Turning a blind corner at 35mph isn't really smart in the first place.
Invalid1 9
Depends on the corner. Not all corners are the same
mds9986 24
Are you stupid? If you can't see around a corner, you don't turn into it at 35 mph. Really, is that hard to understand?
Devtyro 14
I live in Ohio, most corners are "blind corners" because there's tress EVERYWHERE. should I slow down from 45 to 10? That's more likely to cause an accident.
morganmck 15
I live in ohio too and I couldn't agree more.
mds9986 24
39 - if you hit somebody coming around a corner at that speed, it's your fault. So, go ahead and hurt someone because you don't want to slow down.
littleking94 14
Yeah you do. You dont slow way down just to turn a corner. 35 is slow and gives someone enough reaction time to brake, and that's what op did. For example who turns a corner at 20 mph when there's no signs suggesting to do so. Do you even drive?
Devtyro 14
I love that you completely disregarded the fact that slowing way down could cause an accident.
mds9986 24
58 - that's what break lights and signaling are for. You really don't know what you are talking about at all. Do you really think I meant to go from 35 to zero in a second without signaling? Wow.
XxReddragonxX 7
sounds like old drivers
CommentKing207 23
Some people are just rude. Sorry about her OP, hope you don't have any more bad encounters with her.
Silk_Routes 14
Ignore is the key..point is everyone is safe
chuka81 27
Your neighbour is an ass, but you're still not the safest driver around, not if you're driving that fast around a blind curve.
lunar999 23
That was my first thought too. I hate to say it but at that speed if the neighbour hadn't been stationary OP could very well have hit her.
Invalid1 9
What if 35 is the speed limit and the curve is safe to do the speed limit on?
MrSassypants 34
It's not safe if it's a blind curb, even if the speed limit is 35.
tantanpanda 26
curve* most "blind" curves are 20 mph max. you usually brake to 20 while following the curve and you accelerate back to the speed limit once you can see the road again. some roads with less curvature don't require you to slow down, but those aren't exactly what you would call "blind curves". If it's truly a blind curve, it's a ydi, but since I wasn't there, I can't really give a good assessment of whether OP deserves it or not.
Gaernem 17
I guess it depends where you are, but when i lived in New York blind curves were sometimes 45mph. That's in an area where the normal speed limit was 55mph.
Bradley_Dillon 39
Out in the country the speed limits are 110kmph and the roads are full of blind corners. The only reckless person is the neighbour for stopping in the road.
joe3_fml 15
Some people will complain about anything.
majesticprincess 19
Sounds like a lovely women aye?
juststephhere 23
It sounds like she wanted to get hit...
daddysgirl243 21
a smart one