Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Never forget
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Scammers gonna scam
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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misanthrope84 0
why does your gf have okcupid?
lemonkid44 0
just ASK HER ABOUT IT. dont speculate and let it stew in your brain. that will make things worse
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Comments (58)
LinkinParkPlaya 0
guys, this is obvious.. she's in love with Mike Kenji Shinoda! It's like, who can blame her? He's a real piece of art. Am I right, eh?
swagaswag 0
maybe its for MIKE THE SITUATION???
IStoleTheCookies 16
I don't mean to sound rude but I don't know any websites that allows _ in a password. Just saying..
IStoleTheCookies 16
I'm sure if you had a boyfriend you wouldn't need to go on a dating website because you would already be with someone..
IStoleTheCookies 16
she means her bestfriend had a password which was ilove(name) so then they copied the ilove bit but with a different name. I'm guessing.
novacrazy 0
Mikes Hard Lemonade of course.
rognycbro 4
break up with that ****!
newmandotcom 6
Today I realized I was to dumb to notice my girlfriend is going on dating sites with me right there. That's how that should have read
sexybeastsexybea 0
mike is a bit too common for it to be a match. could be. but I doubt it. sorry honey xP
suxs4ulol 22
she probably had the account before they started dating. mabey they met there.