Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Never forget
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Scammers gonna scam
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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misanthrope84 0
why does your gf have okcupid?
lemonkid44 0
just ASK HER ABOUT IT. dont speculate and let it stew in your brain. that will make things worse
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Comments (58)
chaylea 19
There's nothing wrong with having an okcupid account. Also, "Mike" may be an actor or singer, or possibly even an ex. I'd suggest to you to just let it go, unless of course it bugs you. In which case ask her nicely about it and stay calm.
JustGrifen 15
Probably her her dog or a pet don't worry op I hope you alright tho
lizziepaige1 2
why does she still have OKC?
Elok92 2
I'm pretty sure she's just a Mike Tyson fan and I have a strong feeling that she's only on that app to "meet new friends"