Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Never forget
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Scammers gonna scam
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
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misanthrope84 0
why does your gf have okcupid?
lemonkid44 0
just ASK HER ABOUT IT. dont speculate and let it stew in your brain. that will make things worse
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Comments (58)
suxs4ulol 22
she probably had the account before they started dating. mabey they met there.
cc88 3
Maybe she just love desperate housewives's mike delfino
Steffi 26
Why is she even on OKCupid?
xNephilim 19
So? My password for a website I'm using is Julianx3 and my fiancé's name is Brandon. I created the account years ago and just never changed the password. Also, it's a singer from a show similar to American Idol in Germany. It doesn't really mean anything. If you're still worried about it - ASK HER.
writergirl23 19
Ex??
DarthVader77 9
Is there a chance she refers to your willy this way? Just a thought
rosejade98 5
Magic Mike?
GAeroNKissR 26
Magic Mike was my first guess!!
DarkSideOfBlack 2
If she had a previous bf, could just be that she hadn't changed it. Ask her about it, but don't worry too much
fantasyworld 39
Why is she on there?
Barber_Shop101 13
Maybe Magic Mike?..