751920
Canada
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Gen
France
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
expassword
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Never forget
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Anonymous
Chennai, India
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Anonymous
Morganville, United States
Scammers gonna scam
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
damnit
United States
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
ohokay
Bronx, United States
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Top comments
misanthrope84 0
why does your gf have okcupid?
lemonkid44 0
just ASK HER ABOUT IT. dont speculate and let it stew in your brain. that will make things worse
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Comments (58)
bizzles 0
Michael Jordan? lolol.
AllOrNever 0
i agree, you're reading too much into it. mike could be the name of an old crush or a celeb. she may not have used this site for some time.
enfpftw 0
agreed with #11.
crudeandrudeguy 29
If only there was a button to show your support with.
Sarasa01 0
I'd be more worried about my girlfriend being on a dating website if I were you.
jsmith1199 4
im beginning to think all girls are ******
carly546 0
Could just be a celebrity or sumthin
24788 7
lol, you're paranoid, but maybe for a good reason.
wrestler17 0
Michael Jordan?
Embarassment 0
FYL. Not only have you been cheated on, this is probably your last gf, being a snoop enough to hack your gf's accounts.
Vampire_princess 0
You know, she could be talking about a celebrity.... (Mike meyers, mikey way ect ect.....)
_highandlow 5
Mikey Way, EW.