Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
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Top comments
LeFrogDog 27
I see this as a good thing because you almost married him.
ariiewilliams 17
What an ass. At least you ended ot so you wouldn't have to be with someone so two-faced
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Comments (83)
PurelyCanadian 18
That's her loss, then. It's better to be without him, then to be with someone who needs to look for an excuse to leave you.
Just2cute2 7
Kill the prospect of someone being fooled into a relationship with either moron with one ring. 2 birds 1 particularly cheap stone.
Quiet_one 22
Been there, OP. That sucks. I was dumped a while back because he was "too busy for a relationship," but very shortly afterward he was desperately seeking a new one (as in, multiple online dating profiles and flirting with anything that moved). Now he's even busier, and engaged. It would have been nicer to just say he wasn't interested in me anymore, instead of adding a second insult by lying about it. Oh well. Good riddance! Even if you don't feel like it now, you're way better off without that enormous douche in your life.
DabangG12 4
I feel your pain op :(
Miss_Latina 13
This sounds similar to me and I couldn't be happier, things happen for a reason OP it just wasn't meant to be.
screenager5 35
My ex left me last year after three years together for the exact same reason. I wouldn't be surprised to see him engaged to another girl pretty soon with the way he is. Chin up, OP. He's an ass and you deserve better.
skittyskatbrat 19
I think that in less than 9 months the reason will become obvious....
alljackedup7 7
That's exactly what I thought.
worldclassrager 41
For a change I am glad he left you Asshole
CUrraNT 11
No commitment to you in the first place, good riddance! This quick stage of his will make him crash hard and fast.
Jinxsie 27
It's pretty pathetic that he had to wait 5 years to break it off for that reason. Why did he even bother wasting your time? Sorry, OP. Karma will bite his ass for sure.