Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
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Top comments
LeFrogDog 27
I see this as a good thing because you almost married him.
ariiewilliams 17
What an ass. At least you ended ot so you wouldn't have to be with someone so two-faced
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Comments (83)
F_Your_Life_001 0
You know what he meant! Lol
idioticmess 15
im so sorry OP. i had an ex do that to me. i was just as mad then found out she cheated on him and broke up. that was karma on his ass. dont worry youll find someone better OP. i know i found someone better.
kittie77 10
Sounds like he was cheating on you :(
_VAL3NT1NA_ 6
what a dick. he doesn't deserve you op!
GRubi 17
This sounds like the plot to 500 Days of Summer, but with the genders reversed.
Zsteel 10
Sounds like its time for revenge, put some poop in a plastic baggy but leave it open to the air, the put that bag in a paper sack and put it in his mailbox, or better yet put it in a box that'll fit in his mailbox that way he'll have to open it in his house/apartment.
pennamay 11
You deserve better. Take your time to heal and come back stronger than before and show yourself off to the world!
foxwasalamb 24
been there done that. **** guys yo. at least u know what kind of person he is op. yeah it hurts now but one day it wont
Pauschinator 22
I dislike all these girl power comments.
semih_fml 8
He is a hypocrite