Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
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LeFrogDog 27
I see this as a good thing because you almost married him.
ariiewilliams 17
What an ass. At least you ended ot so you wouldn't have to be with someone so two-faced
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Comments (83)
liz_funkster 4
She's probably pregnant...
Nhk_fml 4
Bingo my thoughts exactly. Probably getting married to get government support...
sumanmaas15 2
Well that just goes to show what an ass he really is. Totally not worth the time or heartache.
mistie_rowe 10
Omg guys are so stupid! my bf broke up with me cuz he couldn't focus on school(was his senior year) having a gf and the next month he had a new gf and 4 more after her? guys I swear!):
littlekellilee 45
My brother was with a girl for about 7 years. He'd get ready to propose and she'd back off, saying she wasn't ready. Eventually he said he was, so they broke up. A year later, she got married to someone else. When she met the right guy, she was ready. My brother was shocked, but not offended. Now he's getting ready to propose to the right girl after being together for 3 years, and she's already said she wants to marry him. Your situation sucks, but use it as a way to find someone who you want to marry and who wants to marry you.
fablous_hair 4
He probably got her pregnant though
erikahall21 9
What an asshole.
A_Perfect_Circle 12
This happened to my brother, he dated his bitch of a girlfriend for five years too. She broke up with him randomly and ran off and got married literally a couple of months after. This is crazy. I'm sorry about him OP
DeeDeeJay 15
Tell that to the girl he's getting married to.
itsjusttofunny 8
I imagine that this was one of those things that, after 5 years, you probably didn't do it for him anymore. He dumped you, move on, no one cares.
Thorzix 23
Wow, what a dick :(. Sorry to hear that, OP, hope you find someone worthy of your time and love :)