Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
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Top comments
LeFrogDog 27
I see this as a good thing because you almost married him.
ariiewilliams 17
What an ass. At least you ended ot so you wouldn't have to be with someone so two-faced
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Comments (83)
krupa1017 18
You didn't need him anyways!
strike2867 13
He met her before you broke up. I'm not saying he did anything with her, just met.
parism143 28
That's not really what's relevant in the FML
jazzy_123 20
actually it might be. It's possible he was talking to her before dumping OP and he needed a lame excuse to break up with her. He obviously didn't care what excuse seeing as how ironic it was.
empbob 20
I'm wondering if there's a surprise pregnancy in their future where the math may not quite work out...
toastedbagel14 3
Well, that's one out of your life. Still, if he's jumping into marriage with someone else, it sounds as if he used that as an excuse to get out of a relationship with you because he knew it would be a deal-breaker. Still, it was a pathetic way to go about things, but it makes one wonder if there was another reason. Maybe he didn't want to come clean as a cheater.
YepThatsMeee 23
Of course he used it as an excuse, Sherlock. But we really don't know much more about either him or her or their relationship.
x3jmac27 22
Time for revenge? I think so.
parism143 28
Better yet let's let karma take care of his sorry ass instead of making rash and equally immature decisions.
YellowKettleBell 31
Better this way, than him cheating on you after you're married.
fmlgiraffe 23
Sounds like you dodged a bullet OP!
Blahblah9921 4
3 months ?! oh hell no that realtionship will end faster before they can even say i do dont worry hun karmas a bitch xD
thenewgirl29 20
You are definitely better off without him but that must have hurt like hell. I feel for you OP!
GirlGamer12345 22
Of they've only known each other 3 months their marriage is going to crumble then he will come crawling back to you. Use your power wisely
YepThatsMeee 23
...OR, they will be happy ever after and OP should just get over it and get on with her own life.
GirlGamer12345 22
Most likely not. There's a small chance but to need to know someone before you make a life commitment
ilovemy3babies 5
I had something like this happen. He refused marriage and children. I left him because he didn't wanna 'grow up'. A month later knocked some chick up and married her. It's cool though. I'm married and have 3 beautiful children and trying for a 4th...He is divorced. Glad it wasn't me that married him!!
amisenho 11
I see what you mean, but wouldn't marriage and children have come up well into the first few dates you had together? If those things are deal-breakers for you, there's no obligation to stay in the relationship. I'm glad you moved on and found someone who wanted those things, but trying to change someone who doesn't isn't the answer, whether or not you consider it "grown-up" or in their best interests.