Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
Your ex-boyfriend sounds like an idiot. Be glad to be rid of him...
jetpackzach 5
or where guys with wierd dicks are found jacking off
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Comments (141)
cbr600_fml 0
chat roulette where all u see are guys jackn off
CrypticHatchet 0
badass tattoo bro
Otero117 0
he must have gone for a guy cause chatroulette is full of guys goin at it
DevilWearsPrado 0
he's a douche and his girlfriend is probably a dike.
Eyeliner_fml 0
maybe it's just me, but I think I've seen this fml before .. Who agrees? o;
cockelover 0
adelaide101 0
wow cookie monster is freakin bashin everyone!! get a life a leave everyone alone!!!
CrypticHatchet 0
she's probably on her ******* period and wants to bitch at everyone
autumn16 0
I'm tired of seeing this fake named rawr cupcakes or whatever.. ugh
wreckem881 0
there's some irony for ya !
CrypticHatchet 0
what do u have against rawr? she didn't do anything
autumn16 0
93: she's fake