Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML
Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML
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EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!
Evarella 8
This is just downright stupid.
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Comments (116)
Pazu_fml 10
It's a good lesson to learn, but most people learn it between the ages of 2 and 4.
jamesemmymaslow 2
This isn't even an FYL. You're too much of an idiot.
hateevryone 15
what the hell were you trying to prove?!
geordielass 4
I tried that but wif a breadstick, I was off it tbf lol! :P
rainergeis 0
Hmmm. So this is what the government's paying for.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
what made you even try this O_o. Love the way this is worded though! :)
deet124 11
Looks like OPs stuck in a stiffy situation and can't get out. ;D
mgrogger 3
Hey guys, stop being so harsh! I once stuck a corn kernel up my nose and it almost had to be removed......o wait, I was 3 years old when that happened.
MissMauMau 0
Dude, seriously? You stuck a marble up your nose? Holy cow! You have terrific spelling for a 4 year old.
dhbeaver 9
Just get the hammer. Its glass so it'll simply shatter. #Redneck sugury