Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML
Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML
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EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!
Evarella 8
This is just downright stupid.
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Comments (116)
Pendragon525 0
Drink less. Seriously.
HybridWhiteboy 0
And How did that plan work out for you dummy?
swampbilly 5
Same thing happened to me bro
j_cat187 20
It's a shame you didn't die
cmac86 24
What in the hell made you think this was a good idea?
badactor009 0
A hammer works pretty well if nobody in your trailer park can find their medical degree.
onefinemess 11
I was gonna berate #37 for taking my fave spot and being an idiot and #4, but #83 you have the best darn comment on here, good show. Op, you are a dumb ass. Even in preschool I knew that was a bad idea. In preschool we waded out the smart kids from the dumb kids by the dumb kids doing things like shoving marbles in their nose, and I believe that itself only happened once. Now thinking of this and knowing we were in preschool, what does that make you?
klunte 4
Hahahhaahhahha just think about how the doctor reacted! :D
Wcristin 6
Fer shame dude
mean_monster654 1
just snort it back n spit it out of your mouth, that's what i do