Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML
Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML
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EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!
Evarella 8
This is just downright stupid.
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Comments (116)
Igor_g5 0
You thought this would be something to try?
lke0921 0
That's your own damn fault. Natural selection should weed you out soon enough.
LilyZombie 8
If you're old enough to use good grammar to tell us about it, then you are definitely too old for getting objects stuck in your nose. You lost the right to get away with it when you turned 7. YDI.
DoNotEnter 5
......Seriously?
Holy_ish 19
At least your not gay and getting things stuck up your ass ^.^
metallicshadow 16
damn, how old are you, 3?
jpallan 3
Are you five?
bubo_fml 11
If you're willing to push a marble up your nose, I'd only assume what would happen if someone hands you a tennis ball...
thatmirandachick 7
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
neonsugarXx 0
Embarrassing :/ lol... Yeahs I did that in like kindergarten with a bead, but no more than that. xD sucks for chuuu! :3 but... Ydi, really xD