Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found I’m pregnant. I hooked up with my ex when my now boyfriend and I had broken up for a week. My ex doesn’t want kids. It’s most likely my ex's kid. My boyfriend has now proposed. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl I lost my virginity to during prom night is pregnant with my kid. FML
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Top comments
Youre_A_Pussy 19
I don't think babies are the magical cure to a marriage :P
karmicqueene 18
People seem to think that divorce is pretty frivolous if something like a baby is a 'sign they should stay together'. If people aren't required to get married for a child, they don't have to stay together for one. Maybe the reason for the divorce were completely justified. Human biological function doesn't override everything else.
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Comments (54)
Suckmybigrooster 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Should of just let him **** you in the ass
tnlander 20
Back door no baby
602offroad 12
Sounds like you got the ultimate, to remember me by, memento.
xjoshi121 0
YDI. Especially if you were already talking about separating and making it your last time, use a condom.
mariri9206 32
you don't know that they didn't, jerk.
ellyhan 11
This is why break up sex is a stupid idea.
devilgotmywoman 6
It's called CONTRACEPTION!
GhostFox 34
It's called CONTRACEPTION FAILS.
kilzochaos 0
That is how I was born.. Don't stress it too much, I think it's better than the kid having to live through a divorce..
WD_Stevens 22
That's practically identical to the first part of a film plot of mine. Glad to know it isn't that far fetched.
KaleTheVane 7
Abortion is an option
cumminsncope 4
Well ain't that a kick in the nads
edmunson 22
Can you both say "karma"?