Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend has a genital wart inside her vagina lips that wasn’t there last week. I found it with my tongue. It did not feel good. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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akes 0
Gross.
amarie2009 22
and you didn't feel that?
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Comments (187)
j_agony 0
this is hilarious to me because I was just joking with my fwb telling him I had a huge pudding boil that could errupt at any time lmao!! but thankfully for me it was only a joke. fyl.
deidre823 7
Damn. Clean down there much?? Nasty ass.
hardcore1414 0
getting a boil on a girls personal space isn't always from hygene....I know but you don't and you're like 21
KayleighRenee 0
gross I felt something like a pimple or boil once and I accidentally picked it off when scratching. it hurt. I still don't know if it was a boil, pimple or whatever. I have no idea what it was.
akd1v 0
thanks for sharing
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
^^that^^
shaannonwilding 0
I get these; they're perfectly normal.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
you think getting infected boils on your vajayjay is normal?
5t3ff1k4h 47
...It is normal. Please refer to comment 37. Thanks.
Farankusu 0
While It is normal. It depends on how often it happens which is also counterbalanced with the persons traits, hereditary medical issues in the family, what they wear. There's a lot of factors when it comes to this kind of medical issue. However most small details are ignored and/or not considered therefore a general assumption is used in substitute of the lack of the smaller detail based on my experience. But this website is troll city to me, so I just wing it by observing, scouting and drawing concepts that may be used in later life.
bowlclogger 5
How do you not notice this? Like can you not feel an infected boil?
snelly918 0
how do u think yur boyfrirnd felt after seeing that his gf had a bump in her pudytang?
Ciindddy 0
Wow this is exactly why men go gay , honestly thats some nasty shit.
hotdogcore 9
Well that's some sound reasoning... Either way, someone is shooting a creamy white substance in your mouth. Shouldn't you at least try for something different?
DocBastard 40
It is probably an infected Bartholin cyst, or it could just be an abscess. Neither has anything to do with cleanliness, hygiene, etc.
hotdogcore 9
I dunno about a Bartholin cyst... once those get infected they're pretty painful. I've never had one not make me feel like crawling into a Novocain bath.
jorrrdddinnn 1
ewwww! have you ever heard of my friend, his name is Personal Hygiene.
hheartbroken 0
that is just nasty, there is no need. XD