Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend has a genital wart inside her vagina lips that wasn’t there last week. I found it with my tongue. It did not feel good. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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akes 0
Gross.
amarie2009 22
and you didn't feel that?
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Comments (187)
sallen0046 4
How do you have a huge, infected anything anywhere near your ****** and not notice? Do you not maintain even basic hygiene? Cysts have little to do with appropriate measures of cleanliness, but through bathing should have made this "huge infected boil" extremely obvious.
Clonedskin 0
people are so ignorant now a days...
anma_fml 0
you shouldn't be fmling about this cause you know what? it's your own fault your boyfriend found out. unless he raped you. so shut up cause he obviously didn't since you wouldn't fml about being raped. ok? ok.
heyu7421 0
Come on! You didnt feel that?! REALLY?!
sadaffy 0
grossssss fyl :///
BeachSurfer94 0
that is really freaking gross
DB21 0
one word here :**** and FYL!
Mewzakuro240 0
You look like Snookie... only uglier. I'm not sure how having an abbess makes her a ****. nor am I sure how that makes a valid, smart comment on your part...
lo1337a 1
It's on your VULVA, or it's INSIDE your ******.
itsssarahjane 0
Gross! That really sucks!
ReginalUT 0
Wow thats just nasty