Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I noticed my boyfriend tasted different than normal so he got a doctor's appointment, which is where he discovered he has a yeast infection under his foreskin. Yuck. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend has a genital wart inside her vagina lips that wasn’t there last week. I found it with my tongue. It did not feel good. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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akes 0
Gross.
amarie2009 22
and you didn't feel that?
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Comments (187)
Ceaszhar 0
ew that's hella gross keep ur shit clean
danieljc2008 0
thats what you get for having sex before marriage.
rlatpffl86 0
how did you not feel that?!
pike1346 3
nasty. how did you not know
grapist 0
blue waffle???
losanimal 2
Not a blue waffle, just the blue berrie .......
TheXTG8680 0
995?? Do you female in Anchorage even remember how to take care of your collectives selves?! Just simply UNCLEAN. Stay in Alaska, please. No man wants to deal with a gross unchecked female willing to stay ignorant to general hygienic practices. For the record, I lived in Anchorage from 1985 to 2002 so I know this is a regular occurrence.
mles33 0
Boils on the bikini area are actually really common, and are mostly caused by infected hair follicles or ingrown hairs, which are caused by shaving. Many women get them, and even the ones that dont will almost always get an ingrown hair at some point or razor bumps etc. Its impossible to avoid for most people. Its so unfair and gives women self esteem issues, because if you dont shave you get called dirty and if you do and develop even one little bump which is completely out of your control you are also "dirty". People just need to not be ignorant about the human body and accept it the way it is.
losanimal 2
hopefully your ex boyfriend now......nasty hoe!
kialuvsyoo 3
Dude, how did you not feel that?!!
kaiky3 0
ewww ok maybe ur vag got irritated from shaving or things that other ppl r saying. but c'mon, really?? I hate that ppl r saying,cant u feel it?? shit, not even. how don't u See it?? u pee everyday dnt u. n wen u shower(which hopefully u do) u must feel it. just plzz go take care of that and apologize to ur man for putting him through that.