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alaskan1989 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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amarie2009 22

and you didn't feel that?

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portablecupid 3

you didnt feel or notice a huge infected boil on your own ******? someone needs to be more aware of their own genitalia, FYL

portablecupid 3

I don't know why my comment got so many downvotes, I think it's a legitimate point - In daily life men can't go more than a couple hours without looking at and/or touching their penises, even if it's just to use the washroom. On the other hand, women can go days pretty much acting like their vaginas don't exist. We're conditioned pretty early on that vaginas are smelly and dirty, and we shouldn't touch them if we want to be proper ladies. The subject of vaginas in culture is pretty much ignored, and most TV stations and commercials won't use the word "******" but rather "down there" or other similarly stupid slang terms. Point is, if the ****** was treated the same as an ear or a leg or an elbow, we might notice when bigass bumps start forming on them that weren't there before.

boatkicker 5

They use the same stupid slag for penis related things, that they do for ****** related things. I saw a male enhancement commercial once that talked about "being good to your thing" I was like "Seriously?"

merp 0

I've had something similar on my ******. I didn't notice it until I rubbed the pimple the wrong way while sitting, and then it started to hurt, and that's when I noticed it. OPs bf happened to get to it before she did, I guess. A major reason guys might have an easier time noticing stuff on their genitalia is because a penis is MUCH more easily handled and seen. Its kinda hard for girls to see their vaginas without a mirror unless you're super flexible and can bend over far enough. Which is probably not too comfortable. So while I see what you're saying about the whole stigma thing, I don't think its relevant in this discussion.

DocBastard 40

Boyfriend: I'm going to lick you good, baby! OP: Oh baby yes! Boyfriend: Mmmm...whoa! What the **** is that? OP: Oooooh! Boyfriend: Eeeeww! OP: OOOOOOH!

talb1 7

lol. I love you doc.

jessicarenee88 0

HAHAHAHA! that comment sorta made my night :) is that sad?

kweenbitch 0

Yes it is quite sad....since the comment was extremely lame.

hardcore1414 0

wow don't be such a douche.....you just have no sense of humor

ReDsKiNsMaN 0

whatchu talkin bout that's the best thing in the world haha

hotdogcore 9

The ignorance seeping from these comments like a pus filled boil is astounding. Getting a boil or cyst in that area does not always have to do with having a dirty crotch, just like getting a boil or cyst in any other area generally has nothing to do with being a dirty person. All it takes is one clogged pore. Let's all remember that a ****** is a moist place, which is where bacteria thrives. Even though there is a lot a ****** can do to protect itself, and normally does, there are still variables such as weather and hormonal changes that can throw it out of whack. On another note, a ****** is made up of basically the same kind of skin as the inside of your mouth, but you don't call people who get a canker sore or blister inside their mouth dirty. Not all blisters are painful, either. They fill with pus to fight the bacteria, but they also form a type of cushion between the outside and the irritated skin. So if there wasn't anything bothering it, they probably didn't even feel it. Here's an idea: Know what you're talking about before you make a nasty comment.

jessicarenee88 0

thanks for clearing up my ignorance about boils. I did find all the comments hella comical before reading all that info though...

CallMeHush 1

Way to take the fun out of it Killjoy.

LadyClarik 8

I haven't really noticed weather affecting my vag...How exactly would that work? *Wakes up* *Vag creaks* "Must be a storm front rolling in. The clit always be getting noisy when it's gonna rain."

MrRawwr84 0

61 - hahahahahahahahahahaha :D WIN RIGHT THERE

j_agony 0

aww that's so sweet... defending that poor girls dignity.... but if that's what she needed, she wouldn't have posted this to "FML" just sayin.

boatkicker 5

When it's hot, your body sweats more. When it's cold, bacteria dies faster. When it's humid, bacteria thrives because of the damp. That's a few examples of how weather might effect it.

lollipopXx 0

Thank you 37! I was going to post something like what you said, but you explained it better than I probably could.

hotdogcore 9

@ 107 Excellent examples. I was going to say pretty much the same thing.

amuck 0

that sucks

CallMeHush 1

So what covered up the pain of an infected boil on your cooter? A bad case of crabs?

Bekll 31

You call it a cooter? Ugh.

Monii_Harlz 11

aha ummm... I have no words except... do you wash????????? cuz thata gross xS

Monii_Harlz 11

nvm I take it bak

Herboski1315 0

Your bf is a champ.

gocutler88 0

blue waffle?????