Electro
Nashua, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
beerpong26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML
numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
nnniii
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
She's electric
Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML
dumbassbuffet
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hot boy summer
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
Anonymous
Singapore
Newbie
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm a huge fan
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Sorry kitty
United States
That's the power of love
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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Tomato_Cheese 22
Oh no... It's labeled under intimacy...
hardcorepunk87 18
Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong
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Comments (97)
savagetitan 13
must of been a shocking experience
gamermonster 34
Must have*. Sorry, I just had to.
Darkness_Hate 29
That place is very sensitive, i sympathize. Fyl.
doubledutchy 15
On a scale from 1 to 10 how bad m..... Bzzzzzt ahhhhh! Okay okay...! That's a 10!
technicolourgirl 14
Your superhero origin story? ;)
SixthSinEnvy 39
"The Amazing Adventures of Static Wang"
russfml 31
It's a bird it's a plane, no it's electric dick man
jk_waks23 19
Do we want to know how,when and why? :p
kaithewhiteguy 12
Yes we would.
xx000o 27
and where?
Cyrus00 41
I wonder what he was touching when it happened...
Joshwarrior 39
Himself? I thought it was obvious :/
snarkytruth 37
Able to bring villains to their knees with his taser like weenie
dumboleredneck 11
wonder willy!
False_Stupidity 42
Taser Twinkie
revolvearoundme 15
Unless it was from a violet wand it probably isn't that bad. At mail processing plants it's kind of common if you're a certain height and work on the letter dumping belt. A rubber/cloth conveyor belt on a metal frame and you're constantly rubbing letters on it. You lean over to reach the far side and your zipper touches the frame and ZAP right into your junk. Done it dozens of times (Pro Tip: Wear long untucked shirts!). Not fun and a heck of a wake up, but definitely far from any real penis related pain.
niccotaglia 17
Whats a violet wand
revolvearoundme 15
Think of one of those spheres where you can see the electricity coming from the center where you put your hand on it and it's attracted to your hand but you don't feel anything.... Now take away that outer protective shell so it can arc into someone through the air instead. Oh and add that evil crackling sound that electricity makes when it arcs.
Shade0000 9
Just the mere idea makes me cringe
thegreat579 7
Thanks for the tip
DJDualScreen 4
said the electric outlet