Electro
Nashua, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
beerpong26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML
numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
nnniii
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
She's electric
Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML
dumbassbuffet
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hot boy summer
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
Anonymous
Singapore
Newbie
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm a huge fan
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Sorry kitty
United States
That's the power of love
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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Tomato_Cheese 22
Oh no... It's labeled under intimacy...
hardcorepunk87 18
Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong
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Comments (97)
Needafarm 22
Men and their penis's. Fascinating how many stories men have of things they do to and with them.
Halfass 8
Were you like screwing a Pikachu or something?
Polynomial 28
I wanted to say this :(
milliepede 14
I NEED to know more about this story! What the hell were you doing?!
LeGly 5
Why in the name of God's purple ******** did you do that for?
kenwolfy 14
I want to hear OP's opinion on this. I wanna know what happened
allforfun 23
Ha. I've had this happen, the gowns we sometimes wear at work are very prone to generating static as you take them off. The end of the gown likes to flip up and touch your crotch if you are not careful.
Zarokona 9
I got to know the story behind this.
elhombroske 4
Details, we need details
_heavenlysasa 16
How does that even happen??
themostfab 13
how do you even...