Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML
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bigsc 0
nasty
Mirelly13 6
oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah
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Comments (210)
chynab 0
lol
hsg2012 0
that's a little disturbing :/
justAskxx 0
that poor bear! ew, I'd kill my brother if he did that to one of my stuffed bears o-e
ashlucas 0
that's terrible :/
Tanugime 0
YOU MUST TORTURE HIM.
boikevin 4
hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
MSC11 3
Smelled. The word is SMELLED. Smelt is only used as the past tense of "smell" in England. Smelt (1) –verb (used with object) 1. to fuse or melt (ore) in order to separate the metal contained. 2. to obtain or refine (metal) in this way. Smelt (2) –noun, plural ( especially collectively ) smelt, ( especially referring to two or more kinds or species) smelts. 1. any of various small, silvery food fishes of the family Osmeridae, of cold northern waters, as the North American rainbow smelt, Osmerus mordax. 2. any of several superficially similar but unrelated fishes, esp. certain silversides, of California.
Cinn_fml 23
Does it really matter so much? Both are acceptable/correct words to use, so why not let the OP use whichever she wants.
Nadinek98 0
Ur molested a care bear :o no wonder he's been so happy
kcayala2 0
omg I laughed so hard, this is by far THE best one ever
Karnezar 2
OH NOT, NOT LOTSO!! D; On another note, it looks like you've outgrown your toys, but your brother, has grown into them :B