Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
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Top comments
evanwilliams 4
Stop living with your mom if you're so grown up you big ass.
neonoodle 0
looks like it's time to move out.
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Comments (173)
timemaster666666 0
relax u morons maybe he was visitin his mom or maybe he CANT move out. there are many reasons. dont be hating just because each of u live in their own apartment and shit. respect the people, u have no idea what his condition is. and #7, that was rude. i reported what u said.
KhrystallDaBest 15
11- Your grammar is ridiculous.
rabidhatter 0
Stop being a freeloader and move out.
Joo_bean16 0
Yea... I duno about the states, or where ever you may live, but moving out before you're twenty-five is pretty incredible.. But I'm eighteen and I don't live at home.. :/
Jarnet 0
Have you guys ever considered that maybe s/he is paying rent and not just in that living situation out of laziness? I agree with the people that are saying it's time that you move out but moreso because your mom shouldn't be ******* with your stuff like that. That sucks.
fantasyworld 39
The economy is tight now. She could be on break.
Frlf 0
MOVE OUT.
frozen_heart 0
time to move out right there with ya haha
Serial 2
was there christmas presents in the closet too?!
shortypie 3
this is a very valid question! :)
Joo_bean16 0
LMFAO Serial.
Anonymus101 4
While i thought the 30 year old man who's parents yelled at him for coming home was more pathetic, 20 years old is a fringe age in which due to this economy could be living at home right now. I'm not going to get on him for that, but that is kinda lame of the mother to do that.
bioclock 0
Hey guys, have any of you considered that he might be in college? I lived at home until I was 22, because I was going to a university close by, and it was cheaper to take the train and commute from home rather than paying room and board. Plus, I know people that have lived at home and paid rent to their parents. Plus, he's ******* 20. Give him a break; it's not the law that you have to move out the second you turn 18. Add in the fact that the economy sucks right now, that unemployment is reaching close to 10%, and that jobs are cutting hours, I can't blame him for living at home right now with the way things are. OP, I find this hilarious, though it certainly does suck. At least you found them.